口吃

别担心 只是让你们看看我刚刚的状态

有人揶揄我说：

人在遇到两种情况的时候会口吃.你知道是哪两种情况吗？

一是遇到爱情的时候，二是遇到满口英文的人的时候.

本来不信，不过现在我信了.

自认英文底子还行，能读能听就是写和说是个很大的问题

能写很高深的字但偏偏输给语法

能懂人家说什么但偏偏输给舌头

刚刚有个到过客户打来.

开口就说: Hi,is this pidea ,right?

我就不紧不慢的答了：Yaa, you're right. What can I do for.....

还没说完，他又插了：Ok, I want to move my signboard from Mount Austin to Taman Molek. Can you quote me about the price or the other?

切这点皮毛就想逼急我？ 

刚要开口跟他说话，舌头打结了，说话磕磕巴巴的.

还差点说成马来语.

我就.：Saya ...Sorry, our ...our salesman has gone out and...and actually I don't know ...the price of the services..or..

他又插：Okay, no problem..So what can I do now? 

YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR CONTACT NUMBER AND OUR SALESMAN WILL CALL YOU BACK!

然后我就机械化说了这句.他留下了电话 我又怕他急.

跟他说你也可以找我们的salesman

结果他又说.

And I also want to design my signboard. I can call the salesman directly, right? Your salesman really awesome can do everything! And everything about the signboard services must through the salesman right?

我又用蹩脚英文.You can call Kenny 016-1234567.And where are you from?

记录了公司名字就说了Bye !Have a nice day收线.

经历以上

我真的脑部昏花 跟马来人说话也要说点英文

否则短期内不能好
还有我其实很在意那个夸我SALESMAN awesome.
说得我很不awesome似的哈哈哈

看来 我要去恶补恶补了.